It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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