Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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