gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Dicks are not precious.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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