I'm lost and stupid without you.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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