And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
