Betty ford says i'm here all night
now i know why i became what i already was.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have fence marks all over my body
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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