So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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