Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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