We're like a lot better than the average bears
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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