Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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