I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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