Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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