We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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