Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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