Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
She even gives head with a lisp.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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