Your dad touched me again.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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