Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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