Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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