Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i would punch a child for taco bell
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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