did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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