the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
