I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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