Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
