i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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