am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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