He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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