I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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