I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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