Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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