So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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