Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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