thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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