just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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