So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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