Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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