Got a toothbrush?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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