weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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