11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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