Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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