When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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