we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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