Got a toothbrush?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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