you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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