Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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