I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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