I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
