Only a mothe r could love this liver
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
The power of my boobs compel you
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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