Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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