why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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