Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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