They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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