problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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