people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
where are you?
Hypothermia
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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